Of course Percy & Heathcliff have their own page

Everyone is a critic.

Percy, or Percival, or Perce, or Mr. P, or Mr. Parrot, or Mr. Pellet, as he calls himself, is our African Grey parrot.

His tag line:

Percy is bright and malevolent enough to plot your doom.

Percival picked me at 1st sight, at 10 weeks old, by running up my arm, licking my left ear, snuggling, and then falling asleep on my shoulder. We had no choice but to add him to our family when he was weaned and old enough. Percy is our “air traffic controller” – he runs our lives with constant commands and comments. He has a wicked sense of humor. He is loving and affectionate, in a very conditional way (parrots are not dogs). He forgets nothing.

Percy knows 100’s of words and sentences, which he often uses in context. Skeptical? Read Dr. Irene Pepperberg’s landmark The Alex Studies: Cognitive and Communicative Abilities of Grey Parrots. He speaks clearly and has perfect pitch.

We adopted Heathcliff, our Greater Vasa parrot, as Percy made it clear I was “his human.” Initially Heathcliff appeared to choose Jenny, but it ends up, being employed in the oldest profession, he loves everyone equally (although his person really is Hallie). Heathcliff is the opposite of Percy in almost every way, they are a veritable Odd Couple (he’s Oscar to Percy’s Felix). A goofy, sweet-natured “animatronic muppet” prone to making just weird sounds and fragments of “muppet speak,” he is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but shows incredible mechanical skill (e.g. finding the single point of failure in an expensive parrot toy).

His tag line?

Heathcliff is the cul-de-sac of evolution

How else to explain a bird who routinely throws all of his pellets out of his cage and then has nothing to eat? How would he survive in the wild?

His original owner was an elderly woman from Queens, so Heathcliff sounds what would happen if mixed a high-pitched elderly Queens, New York woman with a muppet.

If you look closely Percival is outlining the 0,3,5,6 tetrachord he is certain I should be using.

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